Recent Movie Reviews


Dad's Home Dad's Home

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This vid never gets old.

I freaking love it when the dad pulls the table cover off of the table, the family claps "yayyy" and then BAMM the table gets blown over hahahahahaha THIS VIDEO NEVER GETS OLD!!!!



Lady Noir Lady Noir

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very nice

A pretty cool collection of random... stuff. I don't know what to say. My favorite one is the last one, "decisions" i could call it. The Mirror's Edge music at the end was a nice touch, I loved that game and that music. Probably the only background music I like.

Anyways, great job, to all of the people who put effort into Lady Noir.



Crappyday Crappyday

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I thought it was funny

Pretty funny, I expected it to be some low-grade flash with corny comedy, but it was pretty funny, I thought. You should make it longer though, a ton could have been added.

Very good first attempt at "lip-syncing", I thought it was fine.


Recent Game Reviews


Diesel Valkyrie Diesel Valkyrie

Rated 3 / 5 stars

It's fun when you go suicide, try it.

The game is awesome, except when there is about 20+ zombies, my controls freeze up. the game is especially fun when you try to shoot, and you can't. And then when you want to run forward 5 seconds after you try to run backward and you run backward instead, STRAIGHT into the zombies, and killing yourself. I had a shotgun and it wasted ALL OF THE AMMO on thin air because of the stupid controls, while the zombies not in the field of fire ate me till death.

PLEASE FIX!!!


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Achievement Unlocked 2 Achievement Unlocked 2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

WOOOOHOOOO ELEPPPHHHHAAAAAANNNNTTSSSS

Awesome game! Hilarious and addictive, fun to get all of the achievements, however, the only achievements I had left were the "Backspace" one and the get every single achievement one. I save the Backspace one for last because it will exit my window and stop the game, so I left it for last and guess what? It didn't give it to me! I heard the "achievement get" noise, then I get nothing for it.

So I can't get the ending because my window goes to the last page when I press backspace, even though my controls are in-game. That's something that needs to be fixed, and would earn a 10/10.



The Breach The Breach

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Overall great game, but some unbalance

This was a very fun game to play, the save feature was nice because I started it yesterday.

A couple things bugged me. There was imbalance in some parts of the game, like the large white creatures and the fast human-like yellow ones when they were introduced when your character did not have the firepower and the health to deal with them (at least until you unlock the sprint armor).
Also, the small platforms at the last boss were annoying, I died many times.

And that's it! All-in-all, it was a great game to play, a nice addition to Newgrounds.

P.S. I don't like the ending D:


Recent Audio Reviews


Diabolic commercial ideas Diabolic commercial ideas

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Well made.

I like, it (ok, maybe not the lyrics, but...) although I am not into deathmetal much, I thought this was really good. I prefer more As I Lay Dying kinda stuff (look 'em up, you'll know what I mean) I still liked this.

Have I made my point yet? I like this :P


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Lollipop Metal Cover Lollipop Metal Cover

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I'm listening as I write...

I thought this sounded really good, nice instrumental sound, with a well set pace. Not too fast, not too slow, but one thing annoyed me:

The singer (not the screamer) sounded kinda out of tune. I liked his part, and if he nailed it, this song would be great.

I'm still diggin' it, at the 4:30 mark... some head-bobbin'... :D


OnceAWisemanStood responds:

Haha, I'm not much of a singer. I like screamo more.


Maelstrom - Maelstrom Maelstrom - Maelstrom

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Nice vocals, but...

It was pretty good vocals, but I didn't think much of the song itself, I think if you had a faster paced song it would sound better. It just sounded very generic for some reason, but I think you could get better.

The drumming near the end (near the 3:00 mark) sounded a little too tinny, but I don't really know anything about drums (or anything about making music, for that matter). Anyways, it can only get better from here. Like I said, if you had some fast guitar and drums, it would sound really cool.


Recent Art Reviews


Fall Paths Painted Fall Paths Painted

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That's awesome!

I don't see how that fits into a game/flash website, but the stuff I draw don't belong here. This is cool! Looks like something my parents would put in the hallway (umm, a complement lol)

You did a great job. How long did that take? I thought dot painting was painfully hard.



stick fighting stick fighting

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Nice

Does the guy on the top have explosive diarrhea?

Your best work, I think.


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Makaga responds:

Yes, yes he does.
Thanks for the compliment.


Change You Can Believe In 3 Change You Can Believe In 3

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Uhh...

Why?

I'm guessing... McCain? I see you do not like him, but take a look at what Obama's doing, man. Whatever.

It's good art, nonetheless, putting aside my personal political opinion.
You got some good talent, there.


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JeremyLokken responds:

It's zombie Joe Biden. Thanks for the review!