Yeah, I know, isn't that the fantasy-est title you've ever seen for a blog post? (And weirdest, too...)

Every time I visit a site, I strive to be one of the best.
Well, it ain't gonna happen.

Facebook: friends' profiles overload with comments. Me? Zip. No matter what I do. Fail.

Writer's Cafe: my site where I post stories, poems, etc. I get next to no reviews. One of my friends? FREAKING OVERLOAD.

Newgrounds: I love getting NG medals. I'm in mid-4000's. I view one guy's stats: 36,000. Oh yeah, I get no art reviews. Nothing.

Why me? Is it because I HAVE A LIFE?! Hmmmmm, I wonder.... How can you have a life and have a strong following on the web without being totally glued to your desk chair with a used water bottle full of piss, 30 crushed Monster cans on the ground, and... oh yeah, it's not a desk chair, it's a toilet, the bottle's because it overflowed.

That is the question we ALL ask ourselves. And none of us know the answer.

Farewell, NG user. You will probably forget this most epic post of all time, and be disgusted in the fact that I just called it epic, and then forget all about me. 'Cause that's the way it is.

" 'Cause I'm just Passin' Through..."